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“Chadwick, it pays to be somebody. Have the right kind of friends, drive the snazziest car, live in a nice house and wear good clothes. Always play it safe. Remember, presentation is 99% of the sale. Yes, sir, Chadwick, this is your signed permission slip to the good life.” If I could have the good life, just like Uncle Winston and Aunt Guinevere, then I'd always be happy too. They have everything they want, no worries. They have security.

“AH…AHHHH…AHHHHHH CHOOO!” Uncle Winston sneezed. “LOOK OUT, WINSTON!” Aunt Guinevere screamed, and closed her eyes. Uncle Winston slammed on the brakes. The car skidded, tires squealed, and then there was a thud; followed by a horrifying squeal. I looked up and saw a huge scruffy looking St. Bernard flying through the air across Mullally Road.